Life in Black and White

But what about Smokey?

2005-12-07T21:10:00.000-08:00

This bear is not happy with Stick. He writes a blog and pretends to be Stick, but a mean, angry Stick!

Stick gets cranky when he tries to get his bamboo but it slips out of his paws and then he tries to grab it and falls over and then tries to get up but can't roll over and... well, Stick gets cranky when that happens. But that other bear is like that all the time!

Other Bear also does not like being called Stick, which confuses Stick. Other Bear says he is "Bandit", and is too cool to be called Stick.

Momma says other bear is the confused one. Momma says this is Bandit:

He does not look much like a bear to Stick.

Stick does not want to fight with other bear, so Stick will try to speak language Other Bear will understand:

Ten-four good buddy Bandit bear!!!

Stick feels lonely!

2005-12-06T11:57:00.000-08:00

Stick found gizmo called SiteMeter that will show all the nice people who are coming to read Stick's blog.

But nice people do not seem to be reading Stick's blog yet. So Momma helped Stick make a sign to tell everyone about Stick's blog.

Please read my blog!!!!!

Bedtime

2005-12-05T20:47:00.000-08:00

Momma says bedtime! Goodnight blog-people!!!!

The nice Wonkette lady

2005-12-05T18:54:00.000-08:00

This lady seems to like Stick. Stick likes her too!!!!

Momma says the Wonkette lady is too obsessed with dicks. Stick doesn't know what a dick is, but if he had one, he would bring it to the Wonkette lady.

Mean people

2005-12-05T18:47:00.000-08:00

These people don't seem very nice.

Momma says they are just bitter old hacks who are pissed that Woodward and Stick both get bigger book advances than them.

Momma also says she will claw them if they come to visit Stick. Stick will claw them too!!!!

Stick blogs!

2005-12-05T18:34:00.000-08:00

Lots of people like to watch Stick. Now Stick can write back on Stick's blog!!!!

Momma says Stick blog is part of citizen's media zeitgeist which will disenfranchise Old Media oligarchs and give power of information back to people.

Stick just likes to bang on keys and see words come out. Momma says that makes Stick typical blogger.

Much better!

2005-12-05T18:16:00.000-08:00

Oh this is much nicer. Big keys for big paws!!!! Happy Stick. Thank you nice zoo lady!

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2005-12-05T18:05:00.000-08:00

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2005-12-05T17:50:00.000-08:00

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